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LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG may be habit forming and should only be viewed by those with an average or normal tolerance for different perspectives.  The majority of

LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG viewers (approximately 99%) have reported no injuries, deaths, or harmful long term effects from accessing and viewing the material.  Even prolonged sessions of reading or the viewing of amateurish videos documenting water trivia and the lives of Red Tailed Hawks were not perceived as particularly dangerous or representing any significant risk.  The most common complaint was the material was often very lengthy and tiresome to read.  The common suggestion was to break long pieces up into smaller articles which would be easier to digest.
However, in an effort to fairly disclose any potential risk of adverse reaction to even a very small group, the following information is presented so viewers might decide for themselves whether LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG is right for them.
LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG highly recommends viewers carefully consider the status of their overall physical and mental health prior to accessing information on this site and to seek appropriate professional assistance if undesirable changes do occur.
The following is a summary of the most recent information available regarding potential negative health consequences because of exposure to LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG material.
THE MOST COMMON SIDE EFFECTS reported were; eye strain, elevated blood pressure, laughter, difficulty sleeping, and increased expenses for communication and printer supplies.
SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS
More intolerant viewers have consistently reported; itchy bloodshot eyes with elevated tear production; dry mouth; bad breath; sore throat (screaming at monitor); extreme salivating and drooling; stuffy nose; ringing in ears (and of telephone); moderate to severe headache pain; rapid fluctuations in blood pressure; heart palpitation; sudden fainting, convulsions, seizures and blackouts; muscle twinges, spasms, trembling, tremors, and cramps (most common “keyboard finger fatigue” & ”the mouse grip”); loss of appetite and over eating; chronic stomach and intestinal disorders including queasy stomach, nausea, projectile vomiting, irritable bowel syndrome, diarrhea, constipation;  anal sphincter muscle contractions (“tight ass”); anal numbness (“numb ass”), sphincter dilation accompanied by flatulence (“blow it out your ass”), anal leakage  (“You’re Full Of It”); increased undesired sexual activity (complaints of being screwed unfairly); restlessness; insomnia,  nightmares, oversleeping, daytime fatigue; disturbing daydreams and fantasies; both dry and clammy skin; increased perspiration, body odor, acne, nail fungus, grey hair and loss of hair.
A significant number of complaining subjects reported starting the consumption of drugs for the first time (both prescription and street) and/or alcohol.  Pre-existing complainers reported significantly higher consumption rates within the last 12-17 months.
MENTAL ILLNESSES AND BEHAVIORIAL DIFFICULTIES
A variety of very serious mental illnesses were previously thought to have been related to extended LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG viewing periods, however, those conclusions have been proven erroneous within the last few years.   Evidence now suggests those complaining of adverse effects actually possessed many symptoms of the mental illness prior to connection with LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG.
OTHER REPORTED DIFFICULTIES
Frequent Tourette syndrome type outbursts of obscenity were documented along with agitated and dramatic mood swings accompanied by violent temper tantrums often resulting in damaged computer equipment.  Intolerance for people and other belief systems is a common denominator among those claiming to suffer from
LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG and such behavior is openly displayed in a variety ways.  Bad attitudes, nasty dispositions, impulsive behaviors, and a lack of self-respect are all believed caused by underlying feelings of inadequacy and helplessness and not a reaction to LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG.
LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG would prefer that every visitor to the site experience something they generally consider thought provoking, mentally stimulating, or a bit humorous, however, as it has no control over who might access the information, there are no guarantees of satisfaction.
IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING ANY OF THE ABOVE DIFFICULTIES after viewing material on LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG, please consider abandoning your use of the site.  Quitting now can greatly reduce health risks later.
IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW is being physically forced to log on and view material on LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG against your will, please contact a local law enforcement or social services department immediately.  An attempt at “brain-washing” may be in progress.
ALWAYS check with your health care professional to determine if you are healthy enough for viewing LAKEDONPEDRO.ORG and if it is right for you.  Contact your physician or mental health provider if anger or laughter lasts up to several hours.
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JUST SAY NO!
I am not powerless
I swear I won’t log on
I am not curious
The reading is not fun.
.
I will not look
Or even take a peek
Not a fracking minute
Not a single day this week.
..
I don’t care
What Screwy Lewy writes
I’ll never look again
Not morning, noon or night
 …
That website is a total waste
Don’t even want a hint
Another visit I won’t make —
But could you mail a color print?
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July 2012