I am reasonably sure most people have suffered the “buyer’s remorse” syndrome at one time or another and will easily relate to this posting. Whether you approve of the material posted or not is another matter, so please excuse my exuberance in wishing to share something I believe might produce a laugh if you are actually a bit put-off.
You know the routine I’m talking about: the remorse, regret, second-guessing (as to the wisdom of purchase), the post purchase analysis of want/desire versus necessity, “why in the world would I buy something like that?”, etc., all this and more play a part in removing the initial enjoyment or pleasure out of making something “YOURS” that was “FOR SALE”.
Many years ago I purchased a number of T-Shirts that were often attempts at humor by making some sort of political, environmental, or societal statement (either verbally or with photographic/graphic images), which if nothing else, were thought provoking, assuming of course the viewer was not immediately overcome with revulsion, disapproval, or anger. Unfortunately, AFTER adding them to my collection of questionable acquisitions I was hesitant about wearing them in public due to the possibility of unintentionally offending more sensitive individuals who may not appreciate the intended point of the expression.
The T-shirts were either destined to remain forgotten packed away in boxes or collecting dust on the long abandoned end of the clothes rack with the occasional exception of when worn around my own property as nothing more that protection from the elements and “work shirts” often permanently stained with paint, oil, grease, etc., all relegated to nonpublic display.
Recently I discovered a cache of these T-shirts and a couple of them rekindled whatever appreciation I might have had for them at the time of purchase and for some reason I was encouraged to share one with you this morning. So again, please excuse me if you are in anyway offended as this was not my intention. Yep, sure hope I didn’t step in this particular subject matter this morning. LOL
THE RELIGIONS
TAOISM: Shit happens.
HINDUISM: This shit happened before.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say: Shit happens.
BUDDHISM: It is only an illusion of shit happening.
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES: Knock, knock: Shit happens.
ATHEISM: There is no such thing as shit.
AGNOSTICISM: Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn’t.
PROTESTANTISM: Shit won’t happen if I work hard.
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, I deserve it.
JUDAISM: Why Does shit always happen to me?
TELEVANGELISM: Send money or shit will happen to you.
RASTAFARIAN: Smoke that shit.
My best to you and yours, Lew
A National Debt of over $17 TRILLION which routinely increases at a rate of BILLIONS OF DOLLARS EVERY DAY?
Politicians who pass legislation they did not read, much less understand, who are now more concerned with their re-election than the horrendous ramifications of their past irresponsible activity?
THAT SORT OF $HIT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN.
