A KID IS SITTING ON THE SIDEWALK CURB STIRRING A BUCKET OF SHIT.

A CURIOUS MARIPOSA COUNTY FIREMAN WALKS OVER AND ASKS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

KID, WITHOUT LOOKING UP SAYS, STIRRING A BUCKET OF SHIT

THE FIREMAN ASKS FOR WHAT?

THE KID SAYS I’M GOING TO MAKE SOMETHING

FIREMAN: WHAT THE HELL CAN YOU MAKE WITH A BUCKET OF SHIT

THE KID LOOKS UP RECOGNIZES THE UNIFORM AND SAYS I’M GOING TO MAKE A NOSY LYING MARIPOSA CO FIREMAN

OUTRAGED THE FIREMAN SEES A MARIPOSA CO SHERIFF PATROL VEHICLE DOWN THE STREET AND WAVES HIM OVER AND EXPLAINS THE SITUATION

THE DEPUTY WALKS OVER AND ASKS: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

KID SAYS: STIRRING A BUCKET OF SHIT

DEPUTY: AND WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO WITH THAT BUCKET OF SHIT

KID LOOKS UP AND SEES THAT IT IS A DEPUTY SHERIFF THIS TIME AND SAYS

I’M GOING TO MAKE, I’M GOING TO MAKE, I’M GOING TO MAKE A NOSY LYING MARIPOSA CO FIREMAN

THE DEPUTY STARTS LAUGHING LOUDLY AND SAYS, I THOUGHT SO YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH GUTS TO SAY DEPUTY SHERIFF

KID LOOKS UP AND SAYS: NO, I JUST DON’T HAVE ENOUGH SHIT