I must get outside – but first…..

ever notice how those who consistently lie and cheat usually have some common “standby” self defense technique? Like when they get caught “in the act” telling untruths but defensively and quickly charge that the entire matter was only a “conspiracy theory” and therefore meaningless and unworthy of consideration?

“Sneaky Pete” Kampa tried that crap with me after an LDPCSD board meeting years ago. Hilarious! I had been talking about this same old 40+ year Place of Use fraud issue and how the District was actively working with other individuals and agencies within the state and federal government against the very interests of the 99% of legally entitled water users of the subdivision (per water license 11395 held by the Merced Irrigation District).
Kampa made some crack about my being a “conspiracy theorist” but before the board chuckles and dismissive comments had faded I had one very important and to the point question for KAMPA.

THANKS SNEAKY PETE! WHAT AN OPENING!
I was so pleased he brought up that worn out “knee jerk” defensive accusation often used by such miserable lying little cheats when they get backed into a corner compliments of their own history of dishonesty and dirty dealing. Walking right up to the dais (behind which Kampa was seated) I stood there and while looking ‘ol “Sneaky Pete” right in the eyes I asked him:

“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A CONSPIRACY IS?”

HIS LOOK SAID IT ALL
Seriously, I kid you not! The look on KAMPA’s face was priceless. Who knows how many times that little POS (PIECE OF SHIT) special interest operative had accused others of such a thing just to immediately distract from the seriousness of whatever topic was being discussed at the time?
SKUNKS & LEFTIST TURDS BOTH UNDERSTAND
Consider, whether words or a shocking odor, all a perpetrator in trouble requires is a quick distraction, a small moment in time in which to escape the perceived danger…… yup, rather like when a skunk sprays his defensive odor.
EVER GET HIT?
Not just smelling that well known odor, but having the spray droplets actually touch your own body or clothing? Truly, it is a shocking experience! Almost like electricity hitting you – you’re momentarily stunned – likely in shock and by the time you realize you’re OK and just got “skunked” and will survive (that stuff can burn soft tissue also!) that little rascal is long gone and safe from whatever it sensed was a danger. Extremely effective non-lethal defense. lol
MAGIC WORDS OF ESCAPE
So too, when these leftist turds get caught up in their own dishonorable activities in a public setting and someone begins to logically analyze exactly what they have done and are continuing to do, the “turd” senses the formation of this “truth net”, (where escape will be impossible without admitting contradictory activities), so they instinctively, (due to countless past successful deployments of the maneuver), pivot, point and distract with accusations that the matter is only a “conspiracy theory” and therefore meritless for further discussion.

Generally during a public meeting such a question could never be asked and even if it were, would not be answered as the “lead turd” merely scoots off to another business item on the agenda with carefully scripted and well performed management tidbits to cajole support for further misdirection. No different than the smelly little skunk who scrambles back to their safe, comfortable burrowed home in the earth which has never, ever, not even once, hinted of any obnoxious odors. (aka, skunks don’t smell their own holes. lol)

THE QUESTION WAS ASKED AFTER THE MEETING

While the bored of defectors and their professional “CSDA SPECIAL INTEREST ECONOMIC HIT-MAN” were still dismissing my arguments with giggles and chuckles regarding legitimate questions based on a substantial documented history of unethical and dishonest activities by good ‘ol “sneaky Pete” Kampa) – “this management turd” suddenly realized he could not simply escape and move on to the next agenda item. He openly accused me of being a “conspiracy theorist” (this happened more than once but during meetings) so I asked him: “DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A CONSPIRACY IS?”

THE LOOK ON KAMPA’S FACE…..
one of extremely subdued shock and surprise – like realizing a squeezed out fart had been accompanied with some unanticipated anal leakage!

KAMPA HAD NO IDEA WHAT
A CONSPIRACY EVEN WAS!*

My best to you and yours, Lew

* Apparently our current GM doesn’t either.