The Biden Administration accidentally released tightly guarded plans for “immediate Federal action” in halting one of the most outrageous and unnecessarily violent, continued, and intentional killing of innocent lives” ever documented on US Interstate highways. Until today this unspeakable carnage has continued without any acknowledgement of its existence, much less a plan to investigate and stop the activity by the Biden administration which has only fueled further stories questioning not only the logic of, but the legitimacy of an administration which follows the most contested and suspicious election in US history.
“This escalating and violent activity against another species will be adequately addressed in the very near future by the “big guy himself” quipped a Biden spokesperson who evidenced a bit of “rabbit drool” meandering down his napkin tucked chin during the unscheduled early morning verbal exchange during a Bar-b-q on the White House south lawn yesterday morning.
“The chairman will no doubt give this matter all the attention he believes it truly deserves” belched the White House official while almost continually dabbing his mouth with a White House embroidered napkin. “Absolutely disgusting that such a transparent plan to slaughter nonviolent, innocent animals on sacrificial painted asphalt concrete highways can continue every single day. A death penalty for animals who were only seeking life-giving sustenance for survival. What sort of people devise such plans to unethically dispatch life like this? How has this been permitted to continue for this amount of time (since Biden Admin began) without some form of humanitarian challenge by the progressive Left Biden (burp) group” another bunny stuffed official gurgled while tongue churning a huge portion of rabbit stew within his often open mouth last Sunday morning.
“Apparently the designers, perpetrators and benefactors of this shocking activity expect the American public to believe they had no idea of the honorific consequences that would develop when placing abundant, open and easily accessible food supplies on the opposite side of non fenced and extremely busy multi-lane highways directly across from their permitted bunny breeding business. Bunny breeding facilities where hordes of these prolific animals are neither controlled or confined to the sprawling, and itself, exponentially expanding facility.”
“Yup, It’s not rocket science”, snapped another attendee at the impromptu feast while gnawing on a slightly overdone rabbit hindquarter, “they are just animals and will go anywhere they want <hiccup>, and where they want to go (when thirsty and/or hungry) is where the food and water is – and the food and water just happens to be directly across from those major highways with all the high speed vehicle traffic zipping back and forth like a high powered butcher’s saw blade. (The speaker rips another chunk of meat with his teeth from the hindquarter tightly held in his left hand and continues to talk with his mouth full of food as tiny particles of flying rabbit meat exit his mouth as he rambles on) How can anyone now defend such activity by complaining the results of such a 1 + 2 =3 sort of set up were somehow unforeseeable?”
“Remember the old Frogger video game?” (An unidentified commenter voiced from behind the elaborately decorated White House self serve table of various offered rabbit prepared dishes) “Well, just replace the frog with a rabbit and you have a good idea of what is happening right now on the highways within this country – but also remember those in power, whether the exercised power is legitimately acquired or not, and their family members, friends and associates are clearly benefiting in someway from such bloody chaos, well, (nonchalantly dabbing “rabbit-run dribble” from chin with WH napkin) you can bet your lucky rabbit’s feet nothing is going to change in the near future regardless of the traditional political rhetoric in response to public demands for accountable change <extremely loud gurgled belch> Ahhh there she is! Phew! That felt good!”
“No idea of the horrific consequences of their activity? Arguable, but I think not” still another attendee quipped while cleaning food stains from his shirt with a moistened WH napkin. “Please also understand and be cognizant of the fact there are many other players and spinoff industries and businesses radiating out from this, at first blush unnecessarily violent, unethical operation, that are of great concern to the Biden Family personally, <belch> in addition of course, to whatever concern they may or may not have for the country itself, <hiccup> the citizens, or further potential military deployments and/or other national security threat related domestic matters. <farts and fans posterior with one hand while holding on to what appears to be half a cooked rabbit in the other> “Emotional knee-jerk responses cannot be permitted to influence or stop this situation as they had in the prior administration.” <Casually farts again and side steps away while casting a disturbed look at another oblivious attendee – who when “gets the drift” collapses to the ground without assistance> Bunny Bootie Massage Parlors, The Hunter Tail Collection Museums, Rab-bit Restaurant chains, Floppy Ear Investigations, Virus Is Us, this and much more could be irrevocably and financially damaged if improper corrective action were to be instituted immediately and prematurely without careful consideration for the long term objectives and goals of the Biden Administration which is clearly moving at warp hip-pity hop-pity speed without a care in the world toward their anticipated and well earned reward of inconceivable massive wealth which is only awaiting for their forth coming arrival just beyond this portion of clear open stretch of Interstate (sudden outrageously loud blast from an 18 wheeler tractor air horn immediately overhead) “WHAT THE FUC …….” <loud thud and squishy noises from multiple tires quickly fades as the vehicle disappears into the stark horizon>
My best to you and yours, Lew
Those “green all electric” 18 wheeler tractor-trailer rigs sure are quiet aren’t they? lol
