NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY
BUT THERE’S PLENTY AROUND TO RIDE
JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION
IS BIDEN STILL ALIVE?
NO, I’M REALLY QUITE SERIOUS
EVER SEE WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S?
HOW DO WE KNOW JOE’S NOT ON ICE?
OR ROLLED OUT OF OFFICE ON A GURNEY?
SHOULD NOT SUCH MAJOR DECISION
HAVE BEEN RECORDED FOR PUBLIC VIEW?
OH THAT’S RIGHT, ALMOST FORGOT
POOR JOE CAUGHT CHINA FLU
EVERYTHING SO TIDY AND CONVENIENT
TYPICAL DEMORAT STYLE
FABRICATED NARRATIVES DOVETAIL PERFECTLY
WITH ALL THE MISSING FILES!
LIE TO ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU
LIE TO ME TWICE, IT’S ON ME
LIE TO COUNTRY I FORGET HOW MANY TIMES
YOU’LL SOON BE FINISHED WITH YOUR LEFT TYRANNY
YES I’M VERY SKEPTICAL
THINK! YOU SHOULD BE TOO
REMEMBER ALL THE LIES TRAITORS TOLD?
UNDER GUISE OF OUR RED, WHITE AND BLUE?
DON’T HAVE TIME TO LIST THEM
THOSE INFORMED KNOW WHAT I MEAN
IF OTHERS JUST DON’T GET IT
THEY’RE LIKELY PLAYING FOR THE DEMO-RAT TEAM!
Dem-Rino LEFT quite panicked
Fear what they call retribution
When in fact they’re worried about
TREASON AND LEGAL EXECUTION!

My best to you and yours, Lew